True Love

You know it's true love when the husband and wife greeting goes something like this:

Wife: goes in for a hug after a very long and tiring day, "You stink. Time to reapply the deod!" Husband: lovingly, and with an equally sour face, "Umm...What did you have for lunch?"

If that's not the definition and embodiment of true love, I don't know what is.